Earthquake Booty #3

Brian Pumper’s selections in Earthquake Booty 3 range from the moderately chubby to the genuine BBW, but there is noone whose booty isn’t big enough to take her out of the skinny stick category. Joei Deluxxx, for instance, is pleasingly plump, but there was a shot of Crystal Clear that I thought included parts of Rico Strong, but it turned out there was so much of her that it just looked like two people. Mz. Booty looks to be similarly appointed, but she fits in a white plastic deck chair with overflowing or getting stuck – I suspect she is about five feet tall. Like Mz. Booty, Blaze has a giant ass but is not overflowing elsewhere, and Luscious Louis (not Louise – she’s from St. Louis) has a big ass by pornstar standards, but is totally outclassed by the likes of Crystal Clear and Blaze. Put it this way: when Luscious Louis and Joei Deluxxx stop shaking theiur asses, their asses stop shaking; when Crystal, Louis and Blaze stop shaking theirs, it takes a while for the tremors to die away – they ripple off into the distance, and then back.

Joei Deluxxx is a sweet-looking girl, very pretty, with long straight black hair and smooth skin. In spite of some fairly nice big tits, she says more guys notice her big ass – to be fair, it is actually bigger than her tits, and it is very shapely – jiggly and soft-looking, but not saggy or baggy or flabby, and she obligingly holds it open for a good long look before the action starts. Brian has her show off that thang, talks to her for a while, then bull-fucks her around the shop for a while. She gives good head, and seems to enjoy getting fucked, and Brian leaves a big load on her ass.

Crystal Clear is a big girl – 5’5” and 224, with a huge set of DD tits and an ass that absolutely overwhelms them. Big ass, big tits, big bellyt, big arms – she’s round all over. She’s eager to please, too – there’s more of her than there is of the other girls, but they get down to business faster. She gags a lot on his dick, but once she’s underway, she handles him fine, and even better when he gets her bent over and ready for the fucking, which lasts for quite a while. With Crystal, we have strayed intot he realm of BBW asses – she’s got so much going on back there that it looks like it’s packed too tight. She looks, in her skin, like those girls who wear a bra that’s a  couple of sizes too small and they’re spilling out. Except she doesn’t have a bra on. She ends up with Rico Strong’s load looking lost on her huge ass.

Mz. Booty has no listed stats, but she looks like she’s about five feet tall. Her ass is out of all proportion to the rest of her – it starts off sheathed in fishnets, but she strips that off pretty quickly. Once out of the fishnes, her ass is HUGE and a little lumpy. Mz. Booty is kind of passive, which has its appeal, and she makes a lot of good noises while Brian fucks her, ending up with a big load on her ass.

Blaze seems a little older than the other girls – quiet, a little reserved, with a knowing smile and a pretty face. She claims to be an actual mom. Her ass is a little dimpled, but has a nice even color. Justin Long is the one who sprouts wood on this one, and his opinion seems to be that that ass is not too big or too anything, since he goes right ahead and dives in, pounding her over and over until he pops on her butt cheeks.

Luscious Louis is one of those coffee-skinned girls with short hair of a startling color – in her case, a bright scarlet with black undertones. Could be a wig, but it’s hard to tell. She’s very cute, listed at 5’3” and 180 pounds, which is in the BBW realm. She does have a nice ass -- big but not cottage-cheesy or anything, and firm little tits. I like girls like this, with the hair, so I am automatically predisposed to think she’s kind of hot, but if I hadn’t been, her blowjob skills and attitude would have converted me. Brian Pumper thinks so too, and he moves from the blowjob to various different positions -- all of which showcase that ass, which is a shame because you don’t see much of that face, and he bangs out a heroic load that almost hits her in the back of the head from ass level.

Brian Pumper’s selections in Earthquake Booty 3 range from the moderately chubby to the genuine BBW, but there is noone whose booty isn’t big enough to take her out of the skinny stick category. Joei Deluxxx, for instance, is pleasingly plump, but there was a shot of Crystal Clear that I thought included parts of Rico Strong, but it turned out there was so much of her that it just looked like two people. Mz. Booty looks to be similarly appointed, but she fits in a white plastic deck chair with overflowing or getting stuck – I suspect she is about five feet tall. Like Mz. Booty, Blaze has a giant ass but is not overflowing elsewhere, and Luscious Louis (not Louise – she’s from St. Louis) has a big ass by pornstar standards, but is totally outclassed by the likes of Crystal Clear and Blaze. Put it this way: when Luscious Louis and Joei Deluxxx stop shaking theiur asses, their asses stop shaking; when Crystal, Louis and Blaze stop shaking theirs, it takes a while for the tremors to die away – they ripple off into the distance, and then back.... Read the Full Review!